I’m Not Laughing…

Ice
[Ice crystals on a telephone line]

What do you think of an ex who texts you late at night and says he misses you and wants you back? And what do you think of that same ex when you never hear from him again?

I initiated two more texting sessions with him over the next few days and apparently, he has decided he does not want me back. There have been no more texts, no phone calls, no requests for dates, nothing. If this were any other ex I would have put it away by now, laughed it off, put if down to a bad night on his part. But this is the one I can’t get over. He still haunts me every single God damned day and when I thought he wanted me, I was elated. Scared, angry, wondering where the joke was, but so freaking happy he finally got in touch with me. Guess there was a joke after all. Me…

Growling…

Bird of Paradise
[Bird of Paradise]

This is kind of weird. I just finished a book* where the main character, Wyatt, breaks into the apartment of his best friend’s boss, Jack, who just happens to be masturbating. Wyatt is so turned on he whips out his cell phone and videos him from a dark corner. At the end, Jack bellows out this loud growl – likened to that of a wild cat. Wyatt keeps the growl as his cell phone ring and hilarity ensues.

In my experience, most men pretty much stay silent during sex. Some do the ‘Oh baby’, some do sex talk, most just do a few grunts. But I did have one that did that same feral growl at the end and it was the most magnificent thing… GRRRROOOOOWWWRRRRR… I wish I had that as my cell phone ring…

* Zipper Fall by Kate Pavelle